11 5 / 2014

50shadesofrojean:

holy shit

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11 5 / 2014

newcrystalcitysteel:

weetbixgod:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

I am honestly concerned for the state of sex education in America

what even the fuck????

11 5 / 2014

ariellenicd:

He looks so proud

ariellenicd:

He looks so proud

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11 5 / 2014

livelongand-sherlock:

welcometothesherlockparademcr:

"… so when he was arrested for blowing someone’s head off, it was quite a relief, to be honest."

Oh my god

OH MY GOD

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11 5 / 2014

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

americangothgirl:

During WWII, Irena got permission to work in the Warsaw ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive.

Irena smuggled Jewish infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried. She also carried a burlap sack in the back of her truck, for larger kids.

Irena kept a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers, of course, wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants. Ultimately, she was caught, however, and the Nazi’s broke both of her legs and arms and beat her severely.

Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she had smuggled out, In a glass jar that she buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and tried to reunite the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2007 Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. 
She was not selected. 
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.

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11 5 / 2014

mycroft-silently-judges-you:

I have a mighty need to know why no one is talking about this extremely telling moment in HLV. (x)

John looks painfully insecure, confused, hurt, uncomfortable, and in that final frame, ready to push Janine down the stairs.

This is the man who, just hours before, woke up from dreaming about Sherlock, was rude to a neighbor because she wasn’t Sherlock, broke into a crack den, and beat up a junkie… all because he hadn’t seen Sherlock for a single month. He’s obviously missed him like crazy and got the ultimate slap in the face when he perceives that Sherlock didn’t miss him at all (because of Sherlock moving his chair out of the room) and has, in fact, moved on. 

Everyone take note that this is how Captain John H. Watson looks when he thinks he is losing the person he loves but refuses to be with. This is how he looks when he thinks no one is looking.

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11 5 / 2014

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

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11 5 / 2014

And in that moment I swear we were all John Watson.

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11 5 / 2014

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest tthing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

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11 5 / 2014

kinklock:

bisexuality just lends itself so well to John in its two sidedness~ he’s just such a two sided person, he’s got a dark side and a light side, he’s a doctor and a soldier, essentially a healer and a killer, ‘time to choose a side Dr. Watson’

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